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If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. In a confessional, she added: 'I would never say to Teresa, ''You're not gonna end up with Joe,'' but my gut feeling is that Teresa is gonna end up moving on.

Gut feeling: Melissa admitted that her 'gut feeling' was that Teresa would end up moving on. The women on the horseback trip were also talking about Teresa over drinks. If the rest of your family is falling apart and sad, you have to be the strong one, right? So she has a lot of people to put up a good face for.

Margaret related to Teresa's legal stresses, as her apparel, accessory and home goods business just settled a lawsuit brought by the company Vineyard Vines for trademark infringement. Legal battle: Margaret related to Teresa's legal stresses after recently settling a lawsuit. On the beach, Melissa told Dolores that Jackie had been upset by some of her comments.

Jackie's so sensitive, I think she's fragile, and I've given her a lot of slack, Melissa. Privately, Melissa noted that Dolores had been raised to avoid getting emotional, because it made her look weak. When she told Dolores that Margaret was angry about it, too, Teresa interrupted, saying, 'Wait a minute, did you guys catch what [Margaret] said about me?

Bugged out: Dolores told Melissa that Jackie 'bugs' her and was too sensitive. Honestly, Margaret's pissing me off right now. Teresa spotted a sign that said 'Any woman can have the body of a year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. Rum dig: Teresa as predicted brought up Margaret making a dig at her about the year-old rum. A sign just for me, right, Margaret? Margaret asked Teresa if she had been offended by her crack at the rum tasting, and Teresa said she felt 'disappointed' because she considered Margaret a friend.

Margaret apologized, and Teresa went along with it, but she wasn't really mollified. Personal sign: A sign reading 'Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old as long as she buys him a few drinks first' was brought by Teresa to the table.

Feeling disappointed: Teresa admitted to Margaret that she was 'disappointed' by her crack. Dolores then confronted Jackie, asking her if she had a problem with her and Jackie admitted that she'd heard what Dolores said about them being different. Dolores said that all of the women felt the same way, which Melissa adamantly denied. Good point: Jackie questioned the assertion that she gets more upset than the other women. Each woman denied wanting to be friends, and Jackie added: 'I don't consider it a loss, Dolores.

Bottom line: Dolores said it all came down to the fact that Jackie was not for her. The views expressed in the contents above are those of our users and do not necessarily reflect the views of MailOnline. By posting your comment you agree to our house rules.

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