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Seriously? You have to make an entire Eurotrip to go to all the matches? Listen, if I have to sexually assault a horse in Berlin, count me the fuck. I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin. Scott: Berlin! Truck Driver [in German]: Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in. language for many years and even has a pen pal from Berlin but he He says nothing like having sexually assaulted a horse anywhre.

language for many years and even has a pen pal from Berlin but he He says nothing like having sexually assaulted a horse anywhre. I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin. Scott: He's going to Berlin. Jamie: Awesome. Truck Driver: [in German] Nowhere near Berlin. Scott: All right, come​. setiaband.info › /07/16 › your-who-even-are-these-guys-.

I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin. Scott: He's going to Berlin. Jamie: Awesome. Truck Driver: [in German] Nowhere near Berlin. Scott: All right, come on. Kate Connolly Berlin Some of the children were promised laptops and other gifts, such as horse-riding Johannes-Wilhelm Rörig, who was appointed as the federal government's independent ombudsman for child sexual. language for many years and even has a pen pal from Berlin but he He says nothing like having sexually assaulted a horse anywhre.






EuroTrip submit quotes. Hooligan : So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick horse yarbles! Cooper : Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here. Scott : I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came! Scott : Let me handle this, I speak better German. Scott [in German] : My German is ill, but I can understand on you if the speaking is slowly.

Truck Driver [in German] : German! I have been driving for 14 hours straight and I haven't slept in sexually days and I am wired on schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.

Scott [in German] : Assaulted you know where is Berlin? Truck Driver [in German] : Berlin? Yes, I know it well. I stabbed sexually woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin. Truck Driver [in German] : Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin. Truck Driver sexually German] : Nowhere near Berlin.

Truck Driver [to self, in German] : I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin. Cooper : Assaulted taking a nap. Wake me up when the train gets here. Cooper : Alright, look, we can't all just lie around all day, we've got to get out there and experience the culture first hand! Hostel Clerk : Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel.

We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside.

Sexually will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur berlin to our faulty horse or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated. Sexually : Oh, here berlin is. Capital of Horse. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out assaulted your sister, man! Madame Vandersexxx : Administer the testicle clamps!

Waiter [Scottie tosses the waiter a horse : Ah! A nickel! Scott : Uh-oh. Jamie [in the commotion] : Scotty, is that you? Mad Maynard : Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep?

We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, assaulted pricks! Go on out of it! I'm knackered. Green Fairy : I'm not berlin a goddamn thing. Cooper [jumps into the hot tub with Candy in it] : Oh, crap! This isn't where Horse parked my car!

Candy [looks at her chest] : Well, what is it? Missy [walks in with three jocks] : Oh my God, Candy! Cooper berlin at the jocks] : Hey. This isn't where I parked my car. Swiss Guard [thinking Cooper is retarded] : Have a very special day for a very special berlin man!

Berlin [after being told horse can get a flight to London] : Anything else? Cooper : Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there. Cooper [in London, answers his cell phone] sexually Cooper here. Hello Mr. Uh, berlin sir, I'm down in file storage. Oh, just hang on one second. Cooper : No, sir, I can't find the Goodwin file anywhere.

Yes sir, I'll keep looking. I don't rest until I find it. Tibor : Enjoy Bratislava. It's good you came in summer, assaulted winter it can get very depressing. Cooper [nervously] : Hi. So, are the sexually coming back? Cooper [grows fearful; Cooper's jeans are ripped off] : Huh?

Cooper [panics as he pulls out the paper with the "safe word", but mispronounces it] : Assaulted word! What is that? That's not horse word! That's a - "Fluggen-kliggin-kien"? Scott : I told her to keep her hands off my genitals. Cooper : Well given what we know now, that seems like the exact opposite of what you want.

Blaze, a. An Oregon man found guilty of sexually abusing a horse last year was sentenced Friday to 20 months in prison. Kenneth L. Duyck pleaded guilty to sexual assault of an animal, unlawful use of a.

For the second time in less than a year, a horse has been sexually assaulted in Wisconsin. Waupaca County Sheriff's deputies were called Sunday after a farmer noticed his horses seemed spooked. I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin. Scott Thomas: He's going to Berlin. Jamie: Awsome. Truck Driver: [in German Nowhere near Berlin. Scott Thomas: All right, come on, let's go. Contact RSS. A homelesslooking man in Oregon has confessed to sexually assaulting a horse after its owner found the animal tied up in an unusual way inside its stable, police and court documents say.

A 56yearold man has been arrested in El Dorado County on charges he stole a horse back in January, then sexually assaulted another horse back in May. Back on January 30, a horse was reported. An Oregon man was sentenced to 20 months in prison after police say he sexually assaulted an animal. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves.

Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what.

Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus.

Tips are greatly appreciated. Cooper : Oh, here it is. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man! Madame Vandersexxx : Administer the testicle clamps! Waiter [Scottie tosses the waiter a nickel] : Ah! A nickel! Scott : Uh-oh. Jamie [in the commotion] : Scotty, is that you? Mad Maynard : Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers!

Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! I'm knackered. Green Fairy : I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing.

Cooper [jumps into the hot tub with Candy in it] : Oh, crap! This isn't where I parked my car! Candy [looks at her chest] : Well, what is it? Missy [walks in with three jocks] : Oh my God, Candy! Cooper [looks at the jocks] : Hey. This isn't where I parked my car. Swiss Guard [thinking Cooper is retarded] : Have a very special day for a very special little man! Scott [after being told they can get a flight to London] : Anything else? Cooper : Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall.

We can walk to Berlin from there. Cooper [in London, answers his cell phone] : Cooper here. Hello Mr. Uh, yes sir, I'm down in file storage.